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 Bacon. Bacon Salt. Baconnaise. But what if there was mayo flavored bacon? My mind cannot process this. It would look, smell and feel like bacon but once you bite into it... mayonnaise. I cannot wrap my head around this concept, but it's making me kind of nauseous thinking about it. I need to see this come true because it would be such a great prank. While we're at it, what about salt flavored bacon? I'm just reversing the above creations. Again, bite into it... salt. No, not the same effect as mayonnaise. Mayonnaise has that... jiggling factor. Yeah, I'm more into seeing the mayo flavored bacon happen. (But I will tell you, Bacon Salt is the most amazing thing ever. I've sprinkled it on fries and hey, bacon! Baked potato? Bacon. Seasoned on salmon? Bacon, bacon, bacon. I have yet to try Baconnaise because, well, mayonnaise makes me a little queasy. I can tell you I've only heard good things about it. In the words of Michael Scott: "Most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day.") |
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my.. god. I never considered the possibilities! :D
start patenting, girly.
Bacon sounds good right now.