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 Seeing a commercial for the new Friday the 13th during last night's Office + current reading of The Zombie Survival Guide = a dream with Jason and Halloween's Mike Myers hunting down a group of people (including me) with lots of yelling of "AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!" and "WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING! THEY WON'T STOP!!" Mental note: it's very scary when Mike Myers walks around the back of the house and Jason from the front. This simultaneously planned attack is highly unsettling. Side note: I'd like to think I'm pretty knowledgeable in the area of zombies. I will admit, I cannot deal with zombies that run and jump (28 Days Later...). Though, I don't think such zombies can exist because they tend to lack coordination. It's not to say zombies that can run and jump in a superhuman way can't exist; they might, depending on the virus that infects them (usually it's solanum) or the kind of body they inhabit. If the body is, in fact, superhuman, then they'll have those abilities. (I think this theory is right...) Nonetheless, if Z-Day were to happen, find me! I think I'd be a pretty useful person to have around... if you can't find me, remember, you must destroy the brain. Decapitating doesn't do it because the head can still bob around and bite you. The brain, you guys, the brain. Review note: I knew we should've destroyed that staircase so they wouldn't go up. C'mon, Amy-in-dream-form! Your zombie instincts are better than this! And trying to get away in a car? No, no. That would only get you so far before ending up in the middle of nowhere with no gas. Bicycles, dream characters, bicycles. That way, you can keep moving all the time. No TrackBacksTrackBack URL: http://www.toastier.org/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/333 |
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hahaha, awesome. it boggles my mind to think zombies wouldn't fight each other for food. they're truly superior than the human race because they've learned to share.
oh and as for 28 days later ... i'm still not convinced they were zombies. i haven't heard of zombies being able to run and zombies that vomit blood. plus, in 28 days later, it seemed those "zombies" were just out to tear people to shreds.