So I walked into the restroom, opened the next available stall... and found pee all over the toilet seat.
Ladies, I do not care what position you pee in, but if you pee all over the seat (all. over. it.), SEE IT and proceed NOT to clean it off, we will have words. And let me save you the suspense: I WILL WIN THIS ARGUMENT. And if things get ugly, let me save you the suspense again: I WILL WIN THIS DUEL.
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that happened to me too today, except it was at my house, and it was a male friend who peed on the seat, and i actually yelled at him. GOSH. PEOPLE.
February 19, 2010 at 1:41 AMWhy is everything in public restrooms always fuckin' wet?
February 19, 2010 at 5:11 PMThis is one of my biggest pet peeve. I'm like - YOU can see the pee. You KNOW it's yours, clean that business up! Women's bathrooms are so gross sometimes. Almost mind-bogglingly so.
February 23, 2010 at 2:17 PM